Help emergency responders respond to your emergencies better by giving them a heads-up about what’s inside your house. Place this Fire Safety Card on your front door. Not only will you potentially save the things you cherish most in this cold and brutally indifferent universe, but also passively brag about your impressive private menagerie to everyone who passes by.
Specifically that prick Jerry from two doors down. Jerry thinks he’s better than everyone else in the neighborhood because he purchased one of those new robot lawnmowers. I can’t even walk to the mailbox anymore without getting bombarded by some kind of “it cost more than my car, but work smarter not harder am I right?” BS. And how convenient that it’s scheduled to run exactly at 8:30 AM and 5:30 PM, when people are on their daily commute and most likely to see it. Let’s remind him daily that, while you’re here cuddling with your two cats and three birds, he has nothing but an emotionless Grass Roomba to keep him warm at night. Chew on that, Jerry.
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Part | Est. Print Time | Est. Filament Usage | Est. Cost |
---|---|---|---|
Symbol Card - Single | 5.5 min | 2.45g | $0.05 |
Symbol Card - Double | 12 min | 5g | $0.10 |
Top | 32.5 min | 17g | $0.36 |
Top Snap | 13.5 min | 4g | $0.08 |
Bottom | 18 min | 6.5g | $0.14 |
Side Snap - Single Section | 3.5 min | 1.33g | $0.03 |
Slot Section | 39 min | 14.75g | $0.31 |
Here’s a usage example for a piece that uses three rows on it:
Part | Est. Print Time | Est. Filament | Est. Cost |
---|---|---|---|
Symbol Cards (6x) | 33 min | 14.70g | $0.30 |
Side Snap - 3 Slots | 10.5 min | 8g | $0.10 |
Top | 32.5 min | 17g | $0.36 |
Top Snap | 13.5 min | 4g | $0.08 |
Bottom | 18 min | 6.5g | $0.14 |
Total | 1 hr 47 min | 50.20g | $0.98 |
I don’t have an AMS yet(please keep downloading my work so I can buy one 😘 😘), so I’m not confident on the color-swapping process there. I simply put a pause flag on different layers and change the filament manually.
Unless otherwise mentioned, the print settings for each part should be
Pause at Level 8 and swap filaments to your secondary color (white, in my case).
Pause at Level 37 and swap filaments to your secondary color.
If you’re using my print profile, select which side snap you need based on the number of slots(rows of cards) you’re printing and disable the rest.
Stand them up so they’re vertical
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Q: Why do you only provide the numbers one through 6?
A: Because if you have more than six of any of these things, your house is already on fire. Especially with the clown card.
Q: I have a Giraffe/Chupacabra Hybrid as a pet, will you add a card for me?
A: As long as a Giraffe/Chupacabras Hybrid is a pet you are legally allowed to own, probably. Just let me know. I’m very ADHD with my projects so it might take me a while to get to it. Unless it’s a ferret. I have a really hard time illustrating ferrets for some reason 🤔
Q: Why the clown and dog balloon cards?
A: I gave everyone in my office these for xmas and our interns only have roommates, and I didn’t want to exclude them.
Q: Why are there no adult cards?
A: Typically speaking it’s considered unwise to freely advertise to the world how many adults live in your home. On account of robbers and baddies.
Q: My pieces don’t fit together?
A: This is a precision design- too loose and it won’t hold together, too tight and it’s impossible to assemble. This is one of the main reasons I recommend printing at 0.16mm. I used a global tolerance of .125mm, and .118mm for the more critical parts. I didn’t have any issues, but I understand that some might. Print slower, make sure your filament is dry, and calibrate your printer. If you’re still having issues, drop me a comment and I can fiddle with the design a bit.
Q: Why are our brains able to identify these random assemblies and patterns of shapes into a highly specific formulated construct/representation of a real-life object?
A: Bro I have absolutely no clue and I lowkey can’t stop thinking about it. Probably something about prehistoric predators hiding in bushes or whatever.