A Greek style Doric column stand is now available for this sh!t.

TL;DR Slap it to spin it.

Ever wanted some stranger to wonder if you're holding a piece of sh!t?

Want to give a sh!t? Show your friends and family that you do and print a whole bed of sh!t and gift them!

If you don't use my print profiles, make sure to turn on fuzzy skin on the outside and top of it to make it more sh!tty.

You're just making ice-cream🍦 if you leave it smooth. Who wants that sh!t? 🤮

Why do I need this? For the lolz 🤣.

How do I spin it? Like you would with any other piece of sh!t, pinch the top and bottom of it with your index and thumb like you don't want to touch it, then gently spin it forwards or backwards with your fingers on your other hand (you may have to lick your fingers if your sh!t came out too smooth and don't spin) and enjoy the swirl.

Does it spin like sh!t? You bet!

Why put googly eyes on it? It's just some silly 💩.

Don't forget to spin that sh!t, leave a rating and show us your 💩!