The Crypto-Oracle!

Currency not backed by any traditional source or government such as gold or silver and disbursed by the Federal Reserve or World Bank. Just some random equations being computed by some sort of “block-chain” of computers mining data and Elon Musk thinks its a good idea. Yeah, this isn’t Bizarro World at all.

Good, bad, indifferent, regardless of what you think about crypto currency, it seems to be here to stay. But how do you get into it? How can you know what to buy and when to buy it? When to sell it? There are plenty of “experts” in this newly created field but who do you trust? Personally, I trust none of them yet I’m intrigued by the idea of getting money for nothing. However as a God fearing man, I can’t see that being a good long term strategy. You have to offer something if someone pays you, right? Right! To conquer this conundrum of the soul I decided to create my own digital coin but also ensure that it does something with worth financially for more than just myself.

Ladies and gentlemen (and whatever other salutation may be proper these days) Enter: “The Crypto-Oracle”!

What all is it good for? First it gives you as good a shake as any of deciding when to “Pump” or “Dump” your crypto assets. 50/50 shot. I’d say that’s pretty good odds. Outside of an Elon Musk Tweet of course. Feel free to tag him if you would be so kind.

How accurate is the Crypto-Oracle? Studies are inconclusive at the time of this writing but some speculators and wise-asses say it could very well be on its way to the dark side of the moon and will give you access to the entrance of the secret alien bases. Membership has its privileges! Now that’s a moon shot to shoot for!

To stay in the spirit of crypto I am putting a market cap of one million downloads. As far as “mining” goes, I do not sell hard copy printed versions of this Crypto-Oracle. Never will. Why? Because this is a truly digital coin… however… you have to have a physical one in your pocket to use it. Catch 22 I guess BUT once you purchase and download the official “Crypto-Oracle” 3D Model if you can’t print it off, thanks to the community of 3D printing aficionados out there, I’m sure they are willing to help you out with this.

With all that said, thank you for playing along and be a pal and share this one with every crypto curious person you know. It costs you nothing but it helps me give a giggle and make a million bucks.

Printed mine at 45% scale using line supports and the skirt setting on my FDM.